January 2010
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you know what's hot?
stillheresmiling: morals. intellect. a sense of humor. AND the ability to carry a conversation. now THAT’S sexy.
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Oct 27th
king heroin is my shepherd, i shall always want he maketh me to lie down in the gutters he leadeth me beside the troubled waters he destroyeth my soul gosh, i almost drugs weren’t so harmful.
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April 2009
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Apr 14th
Dad: I was on this mission trip--
Zach: Isn't this how all great stories start?
Dad: Yeah, we're in Nicaragua, and we all start adding the words "on the toilet" to our favorite Hymns.
Zach: I like this. "I Shall Not Be Moved On The Toilet"! "Be Thou My Vision On The Toilet!"
Dad: It gets better. "Come Thou Fount of Every Blessing on the Toilet"
Both: Laugh.
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Apr 10th
LOL Theory
The theory that the internet phrase lol,meaning “laugh out loud”, can be placed at any part in any sentence and make said sentence lose all credibilty and seriousness. ex 1  Doc: We need to operate on your colon lol, you have cancer. ex 2  Jesus: Take this all of you and eat it, it is my body, lol. ex 3  Me: Will you marry me? Lol. ^Lol theory in action
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