- Dad: I was on this mission trip--
- Zach: Isn't this how all great stories start?
- Dad: Yeah, we're in Nicaragua, and we all start adding the words "on the toilet" to our favorite Hymns.
- Zach: I like this. "I Shall Not Be Moved On The Toilet"! "Be Thou My Vision On The Toilet!"
- Dad: It gets better. "Come Thou Fount of Every Blessing on the Toilet"
- Both: Laugh.