• Dad: I was on this mission trip--
  • Zach: Isn't this how all great stories start?
  • Dad: Yeah, we're in Nicaragua, and we all start adding the words "on the toilet" to our favorite Hymns.
  • Zach: I like this. "I Shall Not Be Moved On The Toilet"! "Be Thou My Vision On The Toilet!"
  • Dad: It gets better. "Come Thou Fount of Every Blessing on the Toilet"
  • Both: Laugh.